Lust For Dracula (2004) Tony Marsiglia

Country: USA | Director: Tony Marsiglia

Mina is a young woman wed to Hollywood pharmaceuticals mogul Jonathan Harker. Mina wants to start a family, but is shackled by her man/woman husband. Mina soon meets Countess Dracula who gets her a shot in the arm. Soon Mina's a vampire herself, until her sister, who's intent on stalking and killing Dracula, threatens Mina's newfound happiness for the same sex.

Apparently these girls have anorexia, which means they spend hardly any time feasting and what sucking they do is on each other's clitorises. When they ain't pleasuring each other they're doing it to themselves - with fingers, not lips - they're vampires, not contortionists. In fact it's a good job vampires can fly because these girls must be so sore that walking would be out of the question. If you miss the first few minutes you could be forgiven for thinking that you'd tuned into the porno channel - but keep watching and you'll be drawn into a suffocating dreamworld by the superb quality of the direction, the soundtrack and the filming (almost said "shooting" but there's only one man in the film and he's dead before he can rise to the occasion. So no hairy arses pumping up and down - excellent). The acting is retrained and creates a nightmarish atmosphere that is compelling.