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They Bite (1996) Brett Piper

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They Bite (1996)
Genre: Comedy | Horror | Sci-Fi
Country: USA | Director: Brett Piper
Language: English | Subtitles: None
Aspect ratio: 1.33:1 | Length: 98mn
Vhsrip Xvid Avi - 640x480 - 23.976fps - 900mb

The plot is basically a cheap ripoff of Humanoids From The Deep, but with Ron Jeremy. Really he's in this! Anyway, there's a film crew trying to make a high concept porno about fish monsters raping women, and it turns out that the little sea-side town that they go to shoot in really does have fish monsters that rape women. There's also a bitchy ichthyologist with the same name as the porn director and some convoluted side plot about aliens.

The point is Ron Jeremy's in this and it's not porn, and he doesn't even play the porn star in the porno within the movie. He's a camera guy or something.

As bad as it is, it's entertaining. Actually it's entertaining because of how bad it is, and it has Ron Jeremy, nude women, and fish monsters.

There's also a guy from Miami Vice (Charlie Barnett) who played Neville 'Noogie' Lamont. This was his last movie before his death in 1996.
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